Women not allowed

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Bài gửi by Hoang long on 1/2/2008, 1:41 pm

"ADJUSTING TO MARRIED LIFE"


This couple has only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies.
He says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..."

"Where are you going coochy coo...?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a
beer."

The wife says to him, "You want a beer, my love?" Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie... but the bar... you know... the frozen glass..."

He doesn't get to finish the sentence, when thewife interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she is getting the chills holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: buffalo wings, nachos mushroom caps, chicken strips, etc.

"But sweet honey... at the bar... you know... the swearing, the
dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING DAMN SNACKS BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE!! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!!"

Hoang long
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Age : 23
Location : if we don't end war,war will end us
Registration date : 03/12/2007

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Bài gửi by Hoang long on 1/2/2008, 1:43 pm

Liars

A soldier went to his C.O., a colonel, and askd leave to go home because his wife was ill.

"I don't like to refuse, John," said the CO, "but as a matter of fact, I've just had a letter from your wife saying she was allright now and, therefore, leave is not necessary".

The man saluted and turned to go. At the door he stopped, turned and remarked: "Colonel, there are two whopping liars in this regiment, and I'm one of them. I'm not married".



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Hoang long
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Tổng số bài gửi : 1401
Age : 23
Location : if we don't end war,war will end us
Registration date : 03/12/2007

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Bài gửi by pe' Song on 1/2/2008, 4:09 pm

pà vợ thứ nhất tục quá

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Bài gửi by Cesc on 1/2/2008, 7:39 pm

truyện dở vậy

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Bài gửi by Hoang long on 1/2/2008, 8:08 pm

chủ yếu nói về mấy bà vợ "lịch sự" thôi

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Age : 23
Location : if we don't end war,war will end us
Registration date : 03/12/2007

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Bài gửi by Hoang long on 2/2/2008, 9:58 pm

Gotta love old men

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Hoang long
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Age : 23
Location : if we don't end war,war will end us
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Bài gửi by venom00 on 3/2/2008, 11:52 am

ko vi phạm nội quy vì street language ah? thằng Loan đâu rồi!?

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Bài gửi by Hoang long on 3/2/2008, 7:51 pm

ta đã cảnh báo rồi, ai bảo vô

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Age : 23
Location : if we don't end war,war will end us
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